Wednesday, January 12, 2011

How Many Calories For 6 Foot Man

00 - Rules can be as important a humanitarian disaster

All those who work in an office know it. When the quiet village of Gebracuh lurk many dangers. Some (unfortunately not all) can circumnavigated elegantly by observing a few simple rules (has anyone seen the play on words?) Are. The most important:
  • Watchful eye and high mathematics:
    you Merkt Upon entering the premises exactly how many people are present and observed how many go in and out.
    This rule is especially important if you have to disappear into a cab. Thus you can estimate exactly when the best time is to leave the premises undetected can. Finally, is not supposed to like everyone know that you were in the cabin.
    observation is also important if your car does not need. On the one hand, can change suddenly in the course of the visit. On the other hand, your prevented so fancy to you alone if in the back of a car still sits, which you then caught whistling / singing / yelling.

  • ears:
    your eye can do much, but not everything. Sometimes must help the ear. Shall state the ear, if anyone is present somewhere on the premises. Sometimes a difficult task. But an important one. Otherwise you run the risk of an eavesdropper / Mitriecher etc. to see and then you have again the old problem.

  • Once does not count can be
    everybody knows, can vary the amount of charge. Plays little or not at all times greater. Then you may need a 2nd time Rinse times. Again, it is important to recognize whether someone else is present to the 1st Gang was at it. Who is very proficient, does not have to wait until he is alone. For that he needs to know with certainty that all the witnesses of the 1st Ganges are no longer present.
    recommended for safety, it is therefore still waiting for solitude.

    gillt general, if you have not left within 20 seconds after the car wash, you have to wait kennel follows, until all the witnesses of the Ganges are no longer present. Only then you can leave the cabin.
    Or what would you think if a rinse and then only 2 minutes later comes out of the cabin.
  • The moment is everything:
    timing is decisive match in a public privy. As mentioned above, is it after a visit to the cabin to await the moment of solitude. This means that the cabin is to leave only when one is alone. Optimally, it is natural when one is not seen when entering the cabin.
    If you are traveling with newspaper, must pay particular attention to this rule. After reading the newspaper in the smallest room available, unfortunately not all quite so great. Especially if it is a shared newspaper.

  • predecessor / successor:
    If you come upon entry against someone? Will you prevent your catch the same cab? This should help most of the ear again (sometimes, unfortunately, extends to the eye, but fortunately not always).
    Must come into a cabin where no rinsing at the refilling of the tank can be heard. Because there was so obviously just a first in it.

  • Schhhhhh (or "less is more")
    bars or coffee houses are ideal for small conversations. The break room, too. The toilet, however. Not at all. Therefore, applies here: head down, radar and fly around mostly choose the shortest possible routes. Timing also plays an important role. Because you know by now, which candidates will address a safe and discussing it with a match to the last, although at least one hand just the best piece of mess about.
    Of course it is always wrong to open up even a conversation. When encountering a colleague / supervisor is: analyze the situation briefly and then deposit at best a short "Ciao" or "Grüezi. No more. But often enough even less (nothing).
    Never say one of the following things: "En goodness", "See you later" or "Is it better?"

  • delete one please:
    We can talk all nice. But the fact remains that not many users of the place wash your hands afterwards. First, it is natural to make this scandal even before. Even if there is nothing to come. Always wash. But what
    do if you catch someone else here, as he just does not wash? Only in very rare cases, you can appeal to those concerned. (You think you can you afford in a person? Let it better. It is usually not worthwhile.) So you have to bite the bullet and usually in the image as soon as possible to delete from the agenda for the head and move on. Of course we must remember who it was and avoid any future possible hand contact.

  • "Do it like the Indians; blur in your tracks" Before you leave
    the site of action (whether in the car or not), is a general check is essential. If you had to only small, consideration will be given especially the pants. I know, I know, "There can be no shaking and no knocking ..." But this one carries even more layers. And the top must be dry and absolutely spotless. Everything else is unforgivable. If the accident still happened once, it must be maneuvered skillfully. Everything is allowed: jacket, shirt, hands, tissues, paper ... There are no limits.

    Did the visit in a cabin is that it further also to control yet all other garments. Risk areas like the back of a shirt / T-shirts as well as the gluteal region of the pants should be given special attentions. However, trouser legs and much more at risk in the cabin footsteps record. As can also be to blame the previous (why is the floor always wet ?!?). But if you will with a wet spot on the clothing of the cabin caught coming, also helps the best explanation / apology / excuse anything. Therefore
    : Trust is not good. Control is much better.

  • Looking back, reaching for a broom, because no one wants to read your mark:
    Finally, all traces must also be removed at the infrastructure. Any color other than white must be removed. Here, too, creativity has no limits. Brush, paper, covering all varieties, etc. It may just white space left . Remain
    But beware: the cleaning action itself may not even if a trace. Therefore: paper wash it down (see rule for the 2nd wash), brush and leave all other material disappeared (and so caution in the choice of material).

    And always beware of the mother of all mistakes. The brush is only used when all the paper out of the way. Otherwise, a proper cleaning of the brush is virtually impossible ...

So, I hope I have one or the other reader saves one or more embarrassing situations. And if there was only one, I'm overjoyed. Because you know it all: a single embarrassing situation around the quiet village, belibt stick forever and can make a long-term interpersonal relationship impossible.

In this sense

Bon rope and all the best

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